10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fold and live to fold again
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury