10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is for loners.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• It's Free To Fold...
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.