10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."