10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves