10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "No river, no fish."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-