10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"