10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-