10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson