10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus