10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water