10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.