10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.