10 Random Poker Quotes

• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• im going to 2 out you to death
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus