10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln