10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.