10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.