10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Welcome to kicker school
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed