10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.