10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Fold and live to fold again
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?