10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.