10 Random Poker Quotes

I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
Fish don't eat Nutz!
"If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
"I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz