10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."