10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer