10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Fook the floosh droo!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)