10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22