10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow