10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Fold and live to fold again
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier