10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez