10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!