10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.