10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek