10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)