10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"