10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• It's Free To Fold...
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz