10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger