10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• im going to 2 out you to death
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.