10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.