10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth