10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.