10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• im going to 2 out you to death