10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.