10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen