10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!