10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.