10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"