10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• im going to 2 out you to death
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Fold and live to fold again
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die