10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.