10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fold and live to fold again
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"