10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs