10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.